Text 27 Jul 190 notes Wow…

slushpilehell:

Usually I don’t pick on a writer’s actual manuscript, but I can’t resist this humdinger:

“My legs are suddenly the consistency of Jell-O. I’m so glad I decided to wear my best jeans this morning.”

Oh, my bad. That’s not from a query. It’s from Fifty Shades of Grey. You know, that series that has sold 7 million copies. Please kill me.

via SlushPile Hell.
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    This is precisely why I haven’t read Fifty Shades of Grey. Htf did this book even get published?
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    L O L
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    I feel so sad for the world. 7 million copies, honestly. Nothing holds Jell-O like a great pair of jeans, indeed.
  17. vampirerevenant reblogged this from slushpilehell and added:
    Exactly.
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    This book makes my heart cry.
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    So if this and Twilight have taught me anything, if you write something poorly, you sell a krillions-billions copies?
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    LOL.

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